[character]: [saying something absurdly convoluted because that's how i write every character and everything i write is from my own perspective of how i see the world, so invevitably every character is going to end up saying some absurdly convoluted bullshit :]]
[character]: [everything i create is doomed to an echo chamber of my own existence because little else comforts me but the understanding of a reality in which only i truly exist]
[character]: [but i also write a lot of dick jokes so hopefully that makes up for it]